and I do it cos it's my birthday. It isn't, but I just like that expression.
Ranting is especially great when you're too much of a pussy (me) and the other person is twice your size. It also helps when in a 24hr day you spend 20 of them organising other people's lives.
Just so you know, I'm not a PA.
Ranting has also done wonders for my mate Charlie Sheen.