Saturday, 19 February 2011

My boyfriend the Douche

He's going to Bali to surf in May for two weeks.

This means two things:
1) party time is on like donkey kong
2) he will come back missing a leg; it having been chewed off by a shark.

In the first instance, I'll be getting some and in the second instance he'll be getting none.

Have fun in Bali, Pascal.