Showing posts with label shark attacks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shark attacks. Show all posts

Saturday, 19 February 2011

My boyfriend the Douche

He's going to Bali to surf in May for two weeks.

This means two things:
1) party time is on like donkey kong
2) he will come back missing a leg; it having been chewed off by a shark.

In the first instance, I'll be getting some and in the second instance he'll be getting none.

Have fun in Bali, Pascal.