Sunday, 29 July 2012


Dear Santa
I know it's early to start making xmas lists and stuff, but I really need this. Really.
Including their bodies.
With thanks.
Yours sincerely
Mrs Santa

Ooh, umm not sure how this got in there.
But yes can I pls have these too?

Where I'll be

In two weeks time. Stereotypical Mojito in one hand and Cubano in the other.

Hello beaches and relaxation.

That's me there in the picture above. Floundering about in he water like sea cucumber.

The Olympics are coming the Olympics are coming

And Bolt will be racking up another bunch of medals.

And now I've said he probably won't....