OSTs

Why do I feel that the music in this viral and the shots of kids would make the best intro to a horrible slasher/ zombie movie?



Apps, it's also the most popular 'business viral'.

Boring

I mean...who isn't doing this kind of stuff now? And how many are so much better?

Adidas Originals, I think not.And as for All In, I'm thinking more along the terms of Nearly In


Adidas France - 3D Mapping Projection from The Cool Hunter on Vimeo.

Why

Does drinking on a Wednesday always make me feel like a tramp?

Oh that's right that's because I look like one the next day. Slobber, randoms and all.

Damian Marley

All the way to Wembley Arena I go, to see Jr Gong get on it on stage. I will have a joint and some brownies.

Follow the smell. Pics to follow inclusive of red eye.

Lisbon...

Where the drinks are strong, chicken is soul food and the weather was shit BUT the party times and feeding times made up for the weather.

Reasons for going (and you will see a me vs other person pattern emerge)
A certain someon'es 30th Bday
A certain someone wanted to surf/windsurf/ kite surf/ crowd surf
A certain someone said this would be a: 'Good mini break'

I'm not bitter...who? me? Never.

So anyway, some pictures of...well, the flat

Friday aka Game Time

Saturday aka Feed Time

Saturday/ Sunday/ Monday aka Party Time

Food Sounds

I ate macncheese for the first time today AND there was so much left I have some for lunch tomorrow. Two time bingo fun and you suckers on diets lose.

If you've never eaten it, or can't due to health reasons, I will describe the feeling of eating macncheese with sounds.

Go easy on me as this is my first time (the below is for one spoon to mouth ration)

Slosh
Slosh
Slurp
Chomp
Slurp
Chomp
Gulp
Umm
Eugh (that's if you put too much spice)
Errrr (that's if you've put your spiced hands in your eyes)
Slurp
Umm

So there you have it: my sound diary. I'm going to go have a heart attack now.

Sexy (b)He(a)st

You WILL be cooking my 30th bday dinner even if I have to make you down ether and sling you over my shoulder once you've passed out.

If Tamsin 'I act in films where I play myself' Egerton gets to taste your delicious Charlie and The Chocolate Factory delicacies then so can a midget like me.

Feed me, Hest, feed me.

Check his awesome series Heston's Feasts every Monday at 1045pm (UK time) or catch up on 4oD

Girls on Skates

Today York Hall in Bethnal Green played host to the Wrath of Hell: 7 Deadly Sins All Girl Roller Derby.

The aim of the game is to basically beat the other team to a pulp and skate as fast as possible (quick set of rules below). The best part is the girls' names and as I love a pun so I could go on for days.

Whilst there Forever Fisting Fitton and I (One Tonne Winton) honed a girl crush on Kid Block *swoon*

HANON x PUMA

Because I have a penchant for drinking, good time,whiskey and nice shoes I thought I'd head down to this lil shindig and boy did we have fun.

The free drinks..ahem.. PUMA Dallas x Hannon unveiling was held at Calooh Calay where the retailers four premium versions of the Dallas were displayed in colourcoded perspex boxes.

The new design was inspired by childhoods spent growing up in the 80s and skating around the area’s whiskey distilleries. When you mix all this with the footwear trend at the time you get a Reserve Spesh which drops on April 1st here

 These coasters are now in my living room. Bottom's up.

Well done to the Hallmeister.

I want I want

Wiz

Plain and simply beautiful. Another level intimacy.

Sugar and spice

and all things nice

Swimming with the Gods

aka sunday bathing with the boy.

Soapy suds and steamy windows.

Sssssssalt'n' Pepa's here

Skeeks and Winton always win. Thank you Birdcage.

Sambuca

is the devil's macerated spit and I blame drinking too much of it on Dom, Yoyo's and Shy FX's DJ set.

Do not be led into drinking temptation by the bass of this supremo's mad skills and if Smutlee tells you just another one won't hurt do not believe.

Japan aka shit shit shit

Thoughts  and prayers are with everyone in Japan, especially after one of the nuclear reactors in Fukushima has exploded.

C'mon Japan you can beat this!!

W Project

The first of many events was held yesterday at the Russian Gallery on Kingsland Road.

What an amazing event with so many beautiful paintings, pictures, sculptures and other inspiring pieces. All done by women; young, old, black, white, yellow, toothless, hairy...you get the gist.

Check out for more in fo on what the W project is and what other projects they have coming up here


So anyway go check it out as it'll be showing till this Friday. 

Just round the Corner, indians

Could also have been what the Local Natives called themselves.

Love this band- Airplanes rocks especially.

Love folk music. It makes me feel like I'm doing something right. 

I'm organising a TEDx event all about this, well more about tradition in modern day society. If you don't get the link then you've got a great reason to come to my event.

Alice In Wonderland

Not sure where my obsession for this blond haired and blue dressed girl has come from.

I especially love this mix from Pogo

No Comment

What's up with the glasses Drake? and the jeans and the jacket and the shoes and....

But banging musician.

Hello W

So the W franchise has landed in the UK and boy do I want to go and pillage their bar, Wyld.

Garckonne, I'll have two bottles of your finest whisky and some peanuts to go.

I mean if this spot doesn't scream wyld parties (see what I did there) then I don't know what does.

Ghana

Jollof rice I am coming to eat you and sun please kiss my white ass.

I did try to find a picture of someone rubbing their face in jollof, but failed. Google images sucks.

Catfish

Awesomely amazing documentary and facebook and the people we think we know behind the profile shot.

Thank you Nev and now I have a weird crush on you. I won't stalk. Promise

Ranting is great

and I do it cos it's my birthday. It isn't, but I just like that expression.

Ranting is especially great when you're too much of a pussy (me) and the other person is twice your size.  It also helps when in a 24hr day you spend 20 of them organising other people's lives.

Just so you know, I'm not a PA.

Ranting has also done wonders for my mate Charlie Sheen.